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1st April 2008, 12:55 PM
|  | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 7,727 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation:  | | | You heard it here first! Methane powered personal PC
A little known tecnical engineer in England has produced the ultimate green PC. Powered by methane the pocket sized PC provides full functionality using standard mobile software with full phone, GPS, MP3 capability.
The novel part of the device is the methane power source, still in secret trials in the countryside of Middle England, which derives its energy from personal gas emissions. Yes peeps, it is fart powered!
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1st April 2008, 04:26 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 7,727 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
++++ New update ++++
Designer now reports 'considerable success' with the methane collection device now subject to patent application as Gas Collection Panties (GCPs).
Remember - you heard it here first!
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1st April 2008, 06:17 PM
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Remember - you heard it here first!
| Hehe, heard what?  |
1st April 2008, 08:21 PM
|  | Community Moderator | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 4,336 posts. Location: Oxford, UK Reputation: | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Albert Lionheart  in the countryside of Middle England | Sounds a bit like where you are mate 
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1st April 2008, 08:54 PM
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Can I borrow your phone?  NEVERMIND!!!!  |
1st April 2008, 09:08 PM
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Hahaha
You wouldn't want to buy a used one!
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1st April 2008, 09:31 PM
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Haha, funny EF. And definitely not Dave haha 
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