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16th March 2009, 04:00 PM
|  | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation:  | | | Tales from the Toolroom - dirt & squalor.
I always know what is coming next when the caller starts the converstation with "Can you be discrete?"
Without fail the next bit is about 'one of the children must has visited a website by accident and the computer is infected'. I'll say - start the thing up and the desktop has been hijacked with a b*ms & t*ts show and any attempt to use the browser results in more and more of the same, some with live action no less!
Some parents are pink with embarassment and take little or no comfort from my telling them that this happens all the time, that boys will be boys, it is peer group pressure, etc etc. It brings me up short when they mutter that they don't have sons, just daughters...
Anyway, getting rid of it is not usually a problem - just a matter of time which I charge for, and which I gather 'will come out of their pocket money' Do I keep the charges down because it is a kids money paying for it, I hear you ask? No b loody fear. Little buggers have more so called pocket money than I have!
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16th March 2009, 06:14 PM
|  | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | |
Thats right blame the kids  
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16th March 2009, 06:40 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
And why not? They are only doing what we did 20 years ago!
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16th March 2009, 06:53 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | |
We didnt have internet 20 years ago
did we?
We had a copy of playboy
i loved the jokes in there
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
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16th March 2009, 08:22 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
They were not jokes Donna - they were Agony Aunt letters!
Anyone remember Parade?
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18th March 2009, 08:42 PM
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I not that old Albert
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19th March 2009, 09:00 AM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
Ahah! Gotcha! If you are not old enough how do you know about it? Eh? Eh?
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19th March 2009, 01:59 PM
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i did what any educated woman does
i googled
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!!
Last edited by Blackmirror; 20th March 2009 at 08:09 AM.
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20th March 2009, 12:01 AM
|  | TST Expert | | Join Date: Sep 2008, 846 posts. Location: St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada Reputation: | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Blackmirror  i did what any educuated woman does
i googled | I know a few educated women who do not google therefore your premise that 'any educated woman would google' fails the logic test. Take it away Albert! 
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joy, walt
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20th March 2009, 08:09 AM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | |
Pity i couldnt spell though Walt
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
20th March 2009, 08:12 AM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | Quote:
Originally Posted by wladicus I know a few educated women who do not google therefore your premise that 'any educated woman would google' fails the logic test. Take it away Albert! | Can't go on at Donna today - she has had a bad night. She will be better after a nice cuppa and back to her usual bolshy little self...
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20th March 2009, 08:18 AM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | | |
I was awake with the dawn today
there was a flipping pigeon cooing . driving me nuts
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
20th March 2009, 03:10 PM
| | TST Expert | | Join Date: Sep 2008, 846 posts. Location: St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada Reputation: | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Blackmirror Pity i couldnt spell though Walt | Right Donna. Witty! I missed that one ( educuated) 
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joy, walt
St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada = 42.77°N, 81.11°W =
That which appears to be without lies within...wladicus-> http://wladicus.blogspot.com/ |
20th March 2009, 03:14 PM
| | TST Expert | | Join Date: Sep 2008, 846 posts. Location: St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada Reputation: | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Albert Lionheart Can't go on at Donna today ... after a nice cuppa ... | I think she has had her ' cuppa' but watch it she is witty today.
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joy, walt
St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada = 42.77°N, 81.11°W =
That which appears to be without lies within...wladicus-> http://wladicus.blogspot.com/ |
20th March 2009, 03:55 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
This is getting off topic I fear...
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24th March 2009, 12:25 AM
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Was the topic "Taking money from those kids who have lots of it"?
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joy, walt
St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada = 42.77°N, 81.11°W =
That which appears to be without lies within...wladicus-> http://wladicus.blogspot.com/ |
24th March 2009, 07:10 AM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
Hi Walt - it all seems to have got a bit lost from the original post which was all about kids buggering up the family PC with a visit to a porn site!
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24th March 2009, 04:38 PM
| | TST Expert | | Join Date: Sep 2008, 846 posts. Location: St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada Reputation: | | Right! I quite understand now. Carry on.  |
24th March 2009, 06:20 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | |
I take full responsibility for going off topic and await my punishment 
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
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25th March 2009, 08:20 AM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
Smack!
It could have been worse - I could have taken your weekly Lambrusco ration away!
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