[Albert Lionheart]

As anyone come across this before - I have a machine in the wksps which refuses to POST and despite my best efforts and replacement parts nothing seems to work.
The thing stinks of nicotine and looking at the components I see that they are all covered in a layer of brown foul smelling gunge.
I can only conclude that this thing died of nicotine poisoning.
Yeuch!

[Blackmirror]

RIP poor pc

I have had 4 fans replaced

[Gunner]

I really doubt it. But I do remember the days before sealed hard drives
when a smoke particle was to a flying head like a car driving over a
telephone pole...CRASH!!!!!
Now, that said, I have seen extreme dust buildup cause shorts because of the
metal particles in the dust. Most times a good blowing out would be the solution.
Good luck.
(spread a few pieces of nicorette gun inside the unit.)

[Albert Lionheart]

Hi Gunner - I am not going to touch this disgusting thing any more than I have to! I am going to BER it.
I took the drive out and scanned it - guess what - backdoor trojan in the boot sector.. Say no more.

[Gunner]

I went to clean an individuals desktop some time ago. When I took the case
off all these roaches came out running all over the place. I threw the case back
on with one screw and was leaving. She offered me twice the 50 bucks I was
going to change. I said thanks, but no thanks. Totally ridiculous.
Now that was a real buggy system.

[Albert Lionheart]

Sheesh - never had that before - spiders maybe but nothing bigger?

[Gunner]

Man, the whole house/yard was a pig pen so I should have been prepared for anything.

[Albert Lionheart]

Tell you the worst thing I find - when I have to get under the desk to pull a machine out and find all sorts of s hit under there - once literally! - gawd was that woman embarrassed!

[Blackmirror]

Well come round and get under my desk please

theres a huge fupping spider

[Albert Lionheart]

Donna - you have several huge fupping blokes - tell them to deal with it as it tickles your tootsies!

[Blackmirror]

They are scared

[Albert Lionheart]

Get Henry on the case then!

[Blackmirror]

it wouldnt fit
This is the King Kong of spiders

[Albert Lionheart]

Henry's schnozzle will cope with spiders up to 1 inch across the body and up to 5 inch legs. Go on, try it!

[Blackmirror]

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[Albert Lionheart]

I see no reference to Henry and the Spider in that. Pull yourself together!

[Blackmirror]

The Cat got it
I can now rest my toes under my desk in safety
unless
it laid eggs

[Albert Lionheart]

Oh yes - hundreds of them. And they grow really really fast! Tomorrow they will be size of saucers and nibbling at your tootsies - you could wear the wellies?

[Blackmirror]

How to Clean your PC


Saucers .........

[Albert Lionheart]

After the weekend = DINNER PLATES!

Be afraid - be very very afraid.