No word from Mummy dearest by Friday so I made a call last night:
Me: Hi Mum.
Mum: Oh, Hi. Thank you for the card and the CD.
Me: Oh you liked it! That's great!!
Mum: Well, I haven't actally
seen it yet, but I like the picture on the cover.
Me: OK ... so why haven't you seen it yet?
Mum: I put it in the CD player and it won't play the music.
Me: Mum, it's not music. It's photographs. You put it in your DVD player.
Mum: Oh, OK let me go over to the TV ... *disconnects*
Me: *redials her number and gets a busy signal* ...
10 min later ... *ring ring*
Mum: Hi. My chin hung up the phone.
Me: Get a trim, Mum.
Mum: OK, so now I'm at the DVD player *fiddling with buttons and remote and drops phone twice*
Me: Turn the TV on and set it to video input I think. Put CD in DVD player and turn it on.
Mum: Which remote do I use?
Me: I don't know; I'm here and can't see what's in your hand and you have umpteen different remotes for stuff ...
Mum: Oh, well. I'll just wait until your sister comes over on Sunday and she'll get it working. She's very good at this sort of thing.
Me: *sigh* OK Mum, call me then please. If it doesn't work, I'll try using a different format.
Mum: What?
Me: Never mind, Mum. Talk to you on Sunday ...
Stay looney tuned ...