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17th October 2008, 05:26 PM
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They should have known better ...
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17th October 2008, 05:37 PM
|  | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
Are you casting nastertliums at my former lady friends? They were hardly ladies but who cares?
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17th October 2008, 09:51 PM
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they couldn't have been wallflowers either 
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18th October 2008, 09:01 AM
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Mayby not, but I don't remember any ugly ones!
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20th October 2008, 02:40 AM
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remember the old adage, you don't look at the mantlepiece when you're stoking the fire 
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20th October 2008, 07:51 AM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | |
Some really funny quotes i found
"A terrible thing happened to me last night again - Nothing."
Phyllis Diller
"My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects."
Les Dawson
"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
Elton John.
"The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutang trying to play the violin."
Honore de Balzac
"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."
Joan Rivers
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20th October 2008, 08:32 AM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Dotty  remember the old adage, you don't look at the mantlepiece when you're stoking the fire | Dotty! Really!
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