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30th August 2008, 12:34 PM
|  | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation:  | |  Weird wacky or just strange
Now i came across this story and i had to reread it twice and check that it was for real 
I know there are some wacky people in this world.
Can you come up with anything wackier than this  Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars Quote:
A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.
"There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.
"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.
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My mind is boggling ........ 
How ??
Why
Think its best left to the imagination
Come on find something to top that please 
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30th August 2008, 12:44 PM
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I watched a programme about it. I was just baffled to be honest lol
There are some weirdos in this world
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30th August 2008, 12:46 PM
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Its one of those stories that has just tickled me pink .......
Im grinning from ear to ear and my mnd wont stop wondering how he does it ..
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
30th August 2008, 02:02 PM
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He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.
| What a claim to fame
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30th August 2008, 02:03 PM
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How does this work? Are we talking petrol tank? Wouldn't that effect the cars performance?
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30th August 2008, 02:09 PM
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You have hit the nail on the head, Eddie - we need to know what exactly is meant by 'having sex' with a motor car or helicopter? Does this mean dressing the car and the individual in something like LATEX and writhing about with lots of KY jelly, with maybe the S****horpe Fire Brigade as witnesses?
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30th August 2008, 02:38 PM
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We may be talking exhaust pipe here...
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30th August 2008, 02:45 PM
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Hold on - what's that in his right hand????
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30th August 2008, 03:24 PM
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A kit Kat
Mars bar perhaps
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
30th August 2008, 03:44 PM
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You and your chocolate obsession, Donna. Be ashamed!
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30th August 2008, 04:55 PM
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Well could be
we dont know we cant see
a box tissues maybe
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
30th August 2008, 05:02 PM
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Now what he want those for?
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30th August 2008, 05:03 PM
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To blow his nose Albert ........
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
30th August 2008, 05:09 PM
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Oh god, i think i might have to unsubscribe from this thread lol
anyway.. hes just passionate about cars, he just waiting to fill its tank up... :P You can see the anticipation in his face
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30th August 2008, 05:34 PM
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Eddie dont you dare
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
30th August 2008, 05:45 PM
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lol i coudnt bring my self to do it :P
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30th August 2008, 07:11 PM
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Their are some weird people hare Weird People
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
30th August 2008, 07:15 PM
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In answer to the thread title I would say hes all 3 lol
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30th August 2008, 07:19 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | | Quote: |
Cathie Jung's waist is about the same size as a regular jar of mayonnaise. She's been wearing a corset every day for the past 12 years, and she now wears one 24 hours a day.
| I wish mine was
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
31st August 2008, 01:57 AM
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Yeah that's some pretty weird stuff indeed. Although I don't think that one chick is weird for surviving a fall out of a plane from insane heights. More like lucky as hell.
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