[Oldie]

Real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in
Tesco's.........

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??

[wladicus]

Originally Posted by Oldie

Real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in
Tesco's.........

That man wasn't you by any chance, was it oldie?
Good story anyway!

[Blackmirror]

Love it Oldie

[Gunner]

Great one. I've been telling same joke for years with nary a variation.
Be surprised how frequently it could come up in conversation.
I had an uncle who died eating dog food.
Really? The dog food actually killed him?
Well, no, he was crossing the street and stopped to lick his arse and a bus ran over him.
(ok, so that was an instant replay)

[Blackmirror]

We need a good sense of humour to get through a day here