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23rd March 2009, 04:42 PM
|  | TST Enthusiast | | Join Date: Jan 2008, 332 posts. Location: rowley regis Reputation:  | | | Oh what a gay day.
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.' On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.' She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one. '
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you... Tray-up, Bitch.
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23rd March 2009, 04:58 PM
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23rd March 2009, 05:05 PM
|  | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | |
Oh my ribs 
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23rd March 2009, 05:31 PM
|  | TST Expert | | Join Date: Aug 2008, 776 posts. Reputation: | |
The Flintstones had a yabba dabba doo time,
a dabba doo time, they had a gay old time.
Times change and so do words and meanings.  |
23rd March 2009, 05:36 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | |
Used to mean happy and jolly.
i cant say im having a Gay day now can i ?
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23rd March 2009, 05:47 PM
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Well, you can say it but then probably have to qualify it. 
Minds in the gutter and all that.  |
23rd March 2009, 05:48 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | |
Thanking my lucky stars Albert is absent
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23rd March 2009, 09:30 PM
|  | TST Expert | | Join Date: Sep 2008, 846 posts. Location: St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada Reputation: | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Blackmirror  Used to mean happy and jolly.
i cant say im having a Gay day now can i ? | My sympathies exactly Donna. I keep reminding my friends that it seems to be difficult to be gay these days but they should try anyhow. And now of course all my 'pride' has gone to the "Pride Parades'.
Alan - a really colourful story! I enjoyed it 'muchly'.
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24th March 2009, 09:36 AM
|  | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | Quote:
Originally Posted by alan2273 My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.' On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.' She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one. '
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you... Tray-up, Bitch. | Thanks Alan - just brilliant!
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24th March 2009, 09:46 PM
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Good stuff
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