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13th March 2009, 06:47 PM
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Aaarrrggghhh!!!  |
13th March 2009, 06:53 PM
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Dr S would love that 
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!!  |
13th March 2009, 07:03 PM
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I don't know why I find it so funny. Maybe because in my head I talk like a pirate anyway...  |
13th March 2009, 07:07 PM
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Arg, Matey!  |
13th March 2009, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by evilfantasy  I don't know why I find it so funny. Maybe because in my head I talk like a pirate anyway... | I can just see you now dressing up  
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
13th March 2009, 07:16 PM
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13th March 2009, 07:20 PM
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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The pirate has a peg-leg, a hook and an eye patch.
"How'd you end up with a peg-leg?" asks the sailor. "I was swept overboard in a storm," says the pirate. " A shark bit off me whole leg."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about the hook?"
"We were boarding an enemy ship, battling the other sailors with swords.
One of them cut me hand clean off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "And the eye patch?"
"A seagull dropping fell in me eye," replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.
"Yes", Said the pirate. "It was the first day with the hook."
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!!
Last edited by Blackmirror; 13th March 2009 at 07:30 PM.
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13th March 2009, 11:27 PM
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Ceiling cat is watching you. 
Moon cat is watching you.  |
14th March 2009, 10:23 AM
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I sense a kitty thread about to be unleashed 
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
14th March 2009, 11:36 AM
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You are all b loody mad. The whole lot of you - just barking mad!
__________________ Confuse and Prosper. |
14th March 2009, 11:38 AM
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__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
14th March 2009, 07:29 PM
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14th March 2009, 07:46 PM
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__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
14th March 2009, 10:32 PM
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15th March 2009, 01:04 PM
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__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
23rd March 2009, 05:15 PM
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__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
23rd March 2009, 05:26 PM
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23rd March 2009, 05:28 PM
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__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
23rd March 2009, 05:36 PM
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23rd March 2009, 05:38 PM
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__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
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