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18th July 2009, 08:53 PM
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Me
always Dave
Fingers crossed behind my back lol
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!!
Last edited by Blackmirror; 19th July 2009 at 11:36 AM.
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19th July 2009, 11:11 AM
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We are - well at least I am, for the moment anyway...
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23rd September 2009, 06:30 PM
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There you have buggered offski lol
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! | 
23rd September 2009, 07:02 PM
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Nope - always lurking.
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23rd September 2009, 07:04 PM
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Evening sir
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! | 
24th September 2009, 05:13 PM
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Sorry - missed you there Missus.
Hope you had a good day - now in the middle of a major row with that party I told you about! Ah well.....
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24th September 2009, 06:05 PM
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I have been on the phone to the Pru
my dad fell off his bike and smashed his metal detector
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! | 
24th September 2009, 06:09 PM
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I'm sorry to hear about your Dad - there is probably a joke in there somewhere but I'll leave that for now. Is he OK?
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24th September 2009, 06:37 PM
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Yes hes fine but the mD is a write off
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! | 
24th September 2009, 07:59 PM
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Shame - now he knows that bike + mD is a bad combo. What he needs is a bike + bird or if all else fails a border collie + mD (dog and a detector)although it is almost guaranteed that the collie will do better then the Md (or mD). Sorry have had 14 pints and am being really really nortie. Hee Hee.
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Last edited by Albert Lionheart; 24th September 2009 at 08:00 PM.
Reason: cannot tipe wen p*ss*d
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24th September 2009, 08:09 PM
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Be naughty with me lol
Poor Dave
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! | 
25th September 2009, 08:39 AM
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Too late; have sobered up and am heading to the hills (Without the dog as she is banned)
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25th September 2009, 03:58 PM
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Donna
Don't you worry, anything goes in this thread
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A little air on the earth.
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25th September 2009, 05:18 PM
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OOh right then
be back later xx
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! | 
17th November 2009, 04:23 PM
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Hiya | 
17th November 2009, 04:34 PM
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Hello there
nice to see you
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! | 
17th November 2009, 05:12 PM
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Hello Peeps - is life returning to the old dog??
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17th November 2009, 05:28 PM
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Its life Jim but not as we know it 
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! | 
17th November 2009, 06:27 PM
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Yo Jase
If you or any of the admins want to fix the problem that I can't post in MR that I've PM'd about several times, then that'd be awesome
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A little air on the earth.
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17th November 2009, 07:33 PM
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LOL.
Dave, I thought I fixed it. Sorry about that. Should be done now. |  | | Only registered members can participate in forum threads. You must register or log in to contribute. All times are GMT. The time now is 04:24 AM.
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