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1st October 2008, 08:39 PM
|  | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation:  | | | The Bittersweet Art of Cutting Up Books
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!!  |
2nd October 2008, 03:40 AM
|  | Security Team | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 2,555 posts. Location: Tulsa, OK Reputation: | |
I wonder what they could do with a playboy  |
2nd October 2008, 03:49 AM
|  | TST Expert | | Join Date: Sep 2008, 574 posts. Location: UK Reputation: | |
I know what I could do with one.. 
__________________ I once had a life, now I have the internet |
2nd October 2008, 03:56 AM
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Hehe  |
2nd October 2008, 04:14 AM
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__________________ I once had a life, now I have the internet |
2nd October 2008, 09:46 AM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | |
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
2nd October 2008, 03:09 PM
|  | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
I hope this cutting up of books is a metaphor - books are living creatures just like us. If you don't believe me, sit in a library all night and listen to them chatter. Little squeaky voices they have, just like people from County Cork.
__________________ Confuse and Prosper. |
2nd October 2008, 05:48 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | |
Albert whatever you are smoking
can i have some please 
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
2nd October 2008, 05:51 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
Jeepers woman, I don't need to smoke anything to imagine things like that, In the dark. In a room full of books. Next I'll imagine the librarian is a great ape!
__________________ Confuse and Prosper. |
2nd October 2008, 05:55 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | |
I have 2 books
The Lord Of The Rings
The Twits
Are you my Hobbit Albert ? 
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
2nd October 2008, 06:56 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
The Lord of the Rings is a Trilogy, so you must have 4 books.
And no I am not a Hobbit - but I do read Terry Pratchett!
__________________ Confuse and Prosper. |
2nd October 2008, 09:20 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | | |
Its one book
Its a biggie lol
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
2nd October 2008, 10:27 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
And you are carefully hacking this poor tome to pieces? Or do you tear out and eat each page once you have read it?
__________________ Confuse and Prosper. |
3rd October 2008, 07:13 AM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | | |
If you are hungry yes
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
3rd October 2008, 07:17 AM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
And if you are thirsty - then what? The art of coarse fishing?
__________________ Confuse and Prosper. |
3rd October 2008, 07:18 AM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | |
No Water World .........
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
3rd October 2008, 10:22 AM
|  | TST Enthusiast | | Join Date: Sep 2008, 295 posts. Location: Michigan Reputation: | | |
Those pictures of the books are pretty cool. I actually stopped and looked at everyone one of them after reading the description that was given for each art picture.
I think everyone of those are very creative people. Very cool looking.
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3rd October 2008, 02:48 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | | |
Art has many forms
I thought it was ingenious
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
3rd October 2008, 02:50 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
Is that what you would call Tracy Emins unmade bed with dirty clothing all over it?
__________________ Confuse and Prosper. |
3rd October 2008, 03:54 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | | |
Now thats taking Art too far as well as the cut in half cow or was it sheep?
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
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