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24th September 2008, 09:27 PM
|  | TST Expert | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 660 posts. Reputation:  | | | Which comes first? Chicken or Egg?
I think it was urrmm chicken because if there is egg... who would lay a egg? We need chicken to lay egg.. so i think it's chicken...
What about you?
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24th September 2008, 09:29 PM
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Where did the chicken come from CCM to lay the egg? 
must have came from an egg to start with 
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Last edited by Blackmirror; 24th September 2008 at 09:45 PM.
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24th September 2008, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Blackmirror  Where did the chicken come from CCM to lay the egg?
must have came from an egg to start with | From god?
Found that in Google |
24th September 2008, 09:35 PM
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__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
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24th September 2008, 10:30 PM
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The chicken, because it was created like all the other animals imo ftw irl tbh 
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24th September 2008, 11:52 PM
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Go for the ovum.
No contest.
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25th September 2008, 08:58 AM
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Fresh chicken ovulations mmmmmm yummy
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25th September 2008, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Daveskater The chicken, because it was created like all the other animals imo ftw irl tbh | could you repeat that last bit please
I dont use text
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
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25th September 2008, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Blackmirror could you repeat that last bit please
I dont use text | IMO = In my Option
FTW = From the Wildness or For the Win?
IRL = In Real Life
TBH = To Be Honest. Translated for you Donna
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25th September 2008, 05:13 PM
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The answer is newegg. 
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25th September 2008, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Rik The answer is newegg. | Are you more crazy about computers than me? |
25th September 2008, 05:38 PM
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Yup!
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25th September 2008, 06:13 PM
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In nature, living things evolve through changes in their DNA. In an animal like a chicken, DNA from a male sperm cell and a female ovum meet and combine to form a zygote -- the first cell of a new baby chicken. This first cell divides innumerable times to form all of the cells of the complete animal. In any animal, every cell contains exactly the same DNA, and that DNA comes from the zygote.
Chickens evolved from non-chickens through small changes caused by the mixing of male and female DNA or by mutations to the DNA that produced the zygote. These changes and mutations only have an effect at the point where a new zygote is created. That is, two non-chickens mated and the DNA in their new zygote contained the mutation(s) that produced the first true chicken. That one zygote cell divided to produce the first true chicken.
Prior to that first true chicken zygote, there were only non-chickens. The zygote cell is the only place where DNA mutations could produce a new animal, and the zygote cell is housed in the chicken's egg. So, the egg must have come first.
| HowStuffWorks "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
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25th September 2008, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by CrazyComputerMan FTW = From the Wildness or For the Win? | For the win Very good though mate hehe.
I don't know if it's text speak to much as internet acronyms 
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25th September 2008, 06:47 PM
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Now we know about the egg being first, what I want to know is how it got across the road without any legs, feet, eyes, arms, whathaveyou??
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26th September 2008, 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Albert Lionheart Now we know about the egg being first, what I want to know is how it got across the road without any legs, feet, eyes, arms, whathaveyou?? | Use a electric wheelchair |
28th September 2008, 03:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Rik The answer is newegg. | Right on Rik!!!
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28th September 2008, 10:35 AM
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Q. Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
A. Because it wanted to lay it on the line!
Q. Who wore the first shell suit?
A. Humpty Dumpty!
Q. What time do hens get up?
A. The quack of dawn!
Q. How do eggs sell newspapers?
A. Eggstra, Eggstra, Read All About It!
Q. How does the Chicken fit its shell?
A. Egg-sactly!!
Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a martian?
A. An eggs-traterrestrial!
Q. How do chickens visit their friends?
A. They use National Eggs-press coaches!
Q. What happens if you mix up a computer manual with a cook book?
A. You get an Egg-Shell spreadsheet!!
I was on holiday in France and bought some bread and eggs in the village, when I got to the counter I decided not to get the eggs, just the bread. I thought I'd given the assistant enough money, but she said no. I asked "why?" She pointed to the bread and said "because it's not an oeuf"
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28th September 2008, 01:07 PM
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I hate it when you come across bits of egg shell in cakes and whatnot 
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