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1st August 2008, 09:49 PM
|  | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation:  | | | Come flirt ... throw me your best lines
This could be a real laugh
Come on time for some harmless flirting ........
Josh said so 
Im waiting to hear the best lines you have and keep it clean please or my stick comes out 
Is that a mars bar in your pocket ??? im famished
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! 
Last edited by Blackmirror; 1st August 2008 at 09:53 PM.
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2nd August 2008, 04:37 AM
|  | TST Guru | | Join Date: Mar 2008, 1,360 posts. Location: USA, KY Reputation: | |
Umm.. I got nothing....
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2nd August 2008, 06:46 AM
|  | Account Disabled | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 327 posts. Location: Finland Reputation: | | |
hmm... I often "accidental" poor the drink on a gril, then "oh so sorry, didin't meant to wet your b***s, btw, they are fatastic"
No wonder I haven't a girlfriend xD
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2nd August 2008, 07:32 AM
|  | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
BM - come for a walk on the beach with me and we can cast our hang ups at the moon - and maybe a few bits of clothing as well?
__________________ Confuse and Prosper. |
2nd August 2008, 09:36 AM
|  | Super Moderator | | Join Date: Oct 2007, 2,181 posts. Reputation: | | |
- Do you believe in helping the homeless? If yes, take me home with you.
- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- I'm a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke
I have more... not the best of ones, but still...
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2nd August 2008, 11:01 AM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Albert Lionheart  BM - come for a walk on the beach with me and we can cast our hang ups at the moon - and maybe a few bits of clothing as well? | Im tempted Albert tell me more Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason - Do you believe in helping the homeless? If yes, take me home with you.
- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- I'm a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke
I have more... not the best of ones, but still... | Not bad  keep trying  Quote:
Originally Posted by Relzuz hmm... I often "accidental" poor the drink on a gril, then "oh so sorry, didin't meant to wet your b***s, btw, they are fatastic"
No wonder I haven't a girlfriend xD |
Oh dear
Try again
you have just been 
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!!
Last edited by Daveskater; 7th August 2008 at 11:02 AM.
Reason: Merged posts
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2nd August 2008, 12:00 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
Or would you prefer a gallop up the beeston bump (shameless use of local knowledge here), shedding bits of clothing and shrieking naughty words?
__________________ Confuse and Prosper. |
2nd August 2008, 12:04 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | |
Would that be day time or night ??
If its night Black Shuck might get us ..........  
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
2nd August 2008, 12:07 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
Crikey - I had forgotten all about Black Shuck - my Dad used to terrify us with stories about this beast. Best stay in then and cuddle up next to a nice fire with a drink. How does that sound?
__________________ Confuse and Prosper. |
2nd August 2008, 12:10 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | | |
Thats a lot better
chinese as well ??
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
2nd August 2008, 12:12 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
Depends on how old she is.
__________________ Confuse and Prosper. |
2nd August 2008, 12:14 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | | 
I meant to eat.. food sustenance
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
2nd August 2008, 01:12 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
Maybe you did, maybe you didn't. I know what I meant!
__________________ Confuse and Prosper. |
2nd August 2008, 01:27 PM
| | Super Moderator | | Join Date: Oct 2007, 2,181 posts. Reputation: | | |
Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you? (or should I say slap?)
Last edited by Jason; 2nd August 2008 at 01:33 PM.
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2nd August 2008, 02:48 PM
|  | TST Master | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 2,107 posts. Location: England Reputation: | |
For a woman with a child how about - "nice kid, want another one?"
It's a bad one but it does get a few laughs. 
__________________ "If at first you do not succeed, sit down, have a coffee, have a smoke, and think for a bit. If that still doesn't work, post it on TST". |
2nd August 2008, 04:53 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | |
You two need some practice
Alberts way ahead 
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
2nd August 2008, 04:58 PM
| | Super Moderator | | Join Date: Oct 2007, 2,181 posts. Reputation: | |
Nah, I save my best ones for the 'real' world. Actually, there too naughty to post here.
- Are you a parking ticket 'cause you got fine written all over you.
- If I had one chance to rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Last edited by Daveskater; 7th August 2008 at 11:03 AM.
Reason: Merged posts
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2nd August 2008, 05:57 PM
|  | TST Master | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 3,366 posts. Reputation: | |
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
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2nd August 2008, 05:59 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | |
Do you snore??
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
2nd August 2008, 06:01 PM
| | TST Master | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 3,366 posts. Reputation: | |
It depends on how out of breath I am.
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