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3rd August 2008, 12:53 PM
|  | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation:  | | |
Keep them coming
Getting a good giggle out of these thanks
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!!  |
4th August 2008, 07:03 AM
|  | TST Expert | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 551 posts. Location: Killadelphia Reputation: | |
Greetings and salivations 
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Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
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maybe not the best, but at least I gave you a few |
4th August 2008, 07:06 AM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | |
Think you might have got a  for the first one 
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
4th August 2008, 07:39 PM
|  | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
I know the Beeston Bump is pretty but it is not a patch on that pair. Can I have a closer look?
__________________ Confuse and Prosper. |
4th August 2008, 07:40 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | |
Have you washed your hands??
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
4th August 2008, 07:44 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
Who said anything about hands?
__________________ Confuse and Prosper. |
4th August 2008, 07:45 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | |
Hmmm
Ponders a min
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
4th August 2008, 08:02 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
Dun ponderin'?
Or in latin "Mammeatae bellae!"
__________________ Confuse and Prosper.
Last edited by Jason; 4th August 2008 at 08:19 PM.
Reason: Please use the 'Edit' button rather than creating a new post when there are no other replies inbetween. Thanks!
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4th August 2008, 08:11 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | |
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
4th August 2008, 09:36 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
Taken as a sign of approval. Thank you.
__________________ Confuse and Prosper. |
4th August 2008, 09:46 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | | |
Albert you and me are going to bacome best friends
and right now i need them
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
4th August 2008, 10:15 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
Not if you set fire to flying ants, missis!
__________________ Confuse and Prosper. |
4th August 2008, 10:18 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | |
Call it
a weakness 
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
5th August 2008, 06:59 PM
|  | TST Enthusiast | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 317 posts. Location: UK, South Reputation: | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Albert Lionheart  Not if you set fire to flying ants, missis! | Hold up!!
Flying Ants! 
Im out of here! |
5th August 2008, 07:03 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | |
Stay put Matt
the rain drowned them all
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
6th August 2008, 07:09 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | |
Its gone very quiet
everyone out of lines ??
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!! |
6th August 2008, 07:16 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
BM - the ants were indoors so how come the rain drowned them?
And after that are you surprised the lines stopped? Besides you have already declared in my favour in post #55. You had better dump me right sharpish and get the ball rolling again.
__________________ Confuse and Prosper. |
6th August 2008, 07:19 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | |
That was another day
Im feeling fickle today
please try harder
you are out of favour
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Damn, What a ride!!
Last edited by Blackmirror; 6th August 2008 at 07:22 PM.
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6th August 2008, 07:22 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
So it's over? Please say yes because I want to be the first bloke loved and dumped on a forum thread. Pretty please!
__________________ Confuse and Prosper. |
6th August 2008, 07:22 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | |
You are history
move over Darling
__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
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