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11th October 2008, 01:12 PM
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OUCH! Right - that's it! CCM - this shoe hurling maniac of a woman is all yours!
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11th October 2008, 01:14 PM
|  | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 8,171 posts. Location: UK Norfolk ..... Reputation: | | |
Oh ALbert !!!!!!!
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11th October 2008, 01:16 PM
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Don't start all that again!
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11th October 2008, 01:18 PM
|  | TST Expert | | Join Date: Jul 2008, 769 posts. Location: Ontar-i-ar-i-ar-i-o, Canada Reputation: | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Albert Lionheart  Nice move Carolyn - many would have ushered the poor creature off the planet! | I would never squish a spidey.  What! And ruin the no rain forecast??? Not I.
She eats the littler bugs that sneak and creep da palace grounds.
Plus. She was big enough that she would have left a mess for me to clean up after the squishing. 
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11th October 2008, 01:23 PM
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Tell us about the weather forecast, Carolyn! Pretty please!
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11th October 2008, 01:36 PM
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11th October 2008, 01:45 PM
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No no no no - the thing with the spider!
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11th October 2008, 01:55 PM
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Oh .... *pretends her mind is melding with his* 
If you kill a spider it will rain. 
That?  More spidey superstitions here. 
Athough .... I stepped on many a crack and it never broke my Mother's back.
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11th October 2008, 01:59 PM
| | TST Oracle | | Join Date: Dec 2007, 8,001 posts. Location: Market Haemorrhoids, Middle England Reputation: | | |
Not heard that one - will remember to pass that on to the resident spider killer. I will usher them all out of the door if they cause 'sterrix but would prefer them to stay in and eat the flies!
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11th October 2008, 02:13 PM
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Rolled up newspapers make a nice catching tool > turned in at one end so that spidey can't skitter up your arm, is bestest.
I've been upright for several hours now, but have to get myself horizontal as I'm feeling ick.
Back laterz today, threadiez, if not posting, at least with a twitchy eye on the forums. 
Have a wonderful day, TST.
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11th October 2008, 02:16 PM
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OMG an eyeball
Runs >>>>>>>>>>>>>
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12th October 2008, 09:43 AM
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Euch!
Best things for catching spiders are your hands. Nice & gentle.
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12th October 2008, 11:00 AM
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Take one hoover and Bobs your Uncle
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12th October 2008, 11:24 AM
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Gawd Donna - how can you be so cruel! That will kill them for sure! Use your hands - they cannot possibly hurt you!
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12th October 2008, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Albert Lionheart Euch!
Best things for catching spiders are your hands. Nice & gentle. | Erm .. no ... and yes. Hands holding the rolled up newspaper, preferrably wearing washing up gloves or oven mitts, are best, but allow them to trod on my hands?
Don't look, Sista. I think NOT!
And that's the non-biting end of the beastie.
Did you check out her fangs in the other pic?
*shudder*
No ... I prefer not to handle bugs without a weap ... tool. 
It's too easy for them to hypnotize me with their evil glare and get away, skuttling up and into my hair ... and that kinda freaks me out.
I had the pleasure of washing out the blood and guts of a few kajillian red aphids from my hair, skin and clothing last night. =/
The water ran pink and red blotches.
Euch, you say?
I didn't kill them on purpose, either.
I was merely saving further damage to my perennial flower by cutting away unsightly and damaged foliage and the aphids just got in the way.
Nature is so cru-el. Now this creature, I would handle and pet and cuddle and snuggle and let walkies all over me. Quote: |
Originally Posted by Cruella :p Take one hoover and Bobs your Uncle | I've a cousin named Bob and I once had a one of those flat worm-like fuzzy beasties with lotsalotsa legs revive and crawl out the nozzle.
In a bit of a mood, too.
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12th October 2008, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by MightyQueenCarolyn Now this creature, I would handle and pet and cuddle and snuggle and let walkies all over me. | The best place for that tree rat is tree rat pie!
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12th October 2008, 11:47 AM
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12th October 2008, 11:53 AM
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This thread has gotten rather big, i will close it and start a new one off.
It can be found here - The General ChitChat thread v8.0
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