Our Royalty is always putting their foot in it
Prince Philip
Windsor, Prince Philip (UK) Quotes Bloopers, Mistakes Goofs and Flubs
Comments to the World Wildlife Fund, on Chinese eating habits:
"If it has four legs and it's not a chair, if it has two wings and it flies but it's not an airplane, and if it swims and it's not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it."